about
The chilling tale of a transvestite gangster and his nefarious affairs or a sardonic observation of global capitalism? You decide.
lyrics
You don't want to bump into me in the night, because I'll give you a fright then have a one-way knife fight. I'm a monster of a man, no ethics in my business plan, I keep a gun in my hand and I'll use it. I don't need to prove it cos I lose it when I choose to. I'll murder you and your crew, no remorse. I'll take your body, turn it into sauce for the first course in the restaurant I bought.
I got about a hundred killers doing what I please, whether it be robberies or breaking of the knees, seize money from barclays, illegal DVDs, gun running to sunderland, demand protection fees.
They tried to put me away for life so I set the boys to set the judge and jury alight. Got away scot free and when the police try to question me, my alibi's in fact intact, because my name is...
I'm a gangster
I'll eat your hamster
You don't want to fuck with me
I'm scarier than leprosy
Hardest man you'll ever see
Give you a bullet for free
Police in my pocket
I own a nuclear rocket
I'm dead fat and I'm a ganster
I smoke crack... Megalomaniac
What the fuck are you looking at?
In my week, I'll make a few Gs, erase a few memories, concoct a fiendish plan to get rid of all my enemies. I fuck about ten sluts in a line, return to my model wife. It pays to have a life in crime.
On Monday I plan ahead and pass instructions on, Tuesday comes a package, with the head of construction's arm, head to the site and take over on Wednesday, Thursday is my own.
I like to drag myself up and
I mince around town in my sexual slippers,
Swinging my hips to show the boys my frilly knickers.
No ifs buts or maybes I still love the ladies;
Might be a tranny but still love the fanny.
I mince around town in my sexual slippers,
Swap my Gat for a feathery hat and nail-clippers,
Put on a wig and the dress is me Grandma's.
I do the make up myself and buy my own bras.
Friday; Back to being a killer in a horrendous way. The fellas they all know but choose to let it go. They know what would happen if they poo-pooed my throne.
I'd throw them in the lake. Legs and arms I'd break; they wouldn't live long to regret their mistake. They think I'm a weirdo but they keep their mouths shut. None of them want a double barrel to the gut or to get cut up, strung up and fed to the fishes - my shoal of mutant cod are particularly vicious.
I give them three wishes like a genie does, but it''s meaningless.
I give them false hope.
Because my name is...
I'm a gangster
I'll eat your hamster
You don't want to fuck with me
I'm scarier than leprosy
Hardest man you'll ever see
Give you a bullet for free
Police in my pocket
I own a nuclear rocket
I'm dead fat and I'm a ganster
I smoke crack... Megalomaniac
credits
from
WOoHOoo Freebies!,
released December 9, 2010
Written by O.P.E.N.
Recorded by "Lethal" Dave Thoburn
Mixed and mastered by Hewhoisred
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